family tiems

itsinthetrees:

Me: oh. OH. oh. OH.
Mom: What?
Me: OH.
Brother: Did something gross just happen in your terrible book?
Me: HE JUST YANKED OUT HER TAMPON
Mom: Well yeah, he’s gonna fuck her!
*stunned silence*
Mom: He doesn’t care! He ~loves~ her.
Brother: NOPE.

ummmm. yeah this is not the disquieting part of the book? also, literotica is full of terrible bdsm porn written by dudes. just. sayin’.

(Source: thetopofthecity)