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nezua:

videre-licet:

leekfixer:

labyrintho:

smokingcrackcocaine:

videogamedad:

STRANGE BUT COOL:
Scientists have recently unearthed these crystal penises buried in various places in the US. These crystal penises have been carbon dated and it’s shown they’ve been here since before the vikings visited America thousands of years ago. They’re perfectly sculpted and show gorgeous anatomy, an advanced understanding of the human atatomy that only an advanced civilization could accomplish. These crystal penises are typically found around important historical sites such as the Grand Canyon and Mount Rushmore. People digging up these crystal penises have reported visions and a burning sensation on their hands when touching them. These crystal penises are shrouded in mystery, and scientists as well as archaeologists are working around the clock to find out as much as they can, as these may have the same origins as the crystal skulls from Mayan civilization.

Crystal penis visions

… what

You do know Mt. Rushmore was dedicated in 1927, right?

I’m having difficulty with this “advanced understanding of human anatomy” … I mean, people have always had penises so how hard (bwaaaa!)  is it to sculpt something that has been on the human body forever?  How does only an “advanced civilization” have an accurate idea or “understanding” of wtf a penis looks like?    
Also.  that penis ain’t shrouded in NUTTIN   It’s quite nice though
In closing…. lol !

Wut

"i wanna be your crystal baller"

nezua:

videre-licet:

leekfixer:

labyrintho:

smokingcrackcocaine:

videogamedad:

STRANGE BUT COOL:

Scientists have recently unearthed these crystal penises buried in various places in the US. These crystal penises have been carbon dated and it’s shown they’ve been here since before the vikings visited America thousands of years ago. They’re perfectly sculpted and show gorgeous anatomy, an advanced understanding of the human atatomy that only an advanced civilization could accomplish. These crystal penises are typically found around important historical sites such as the Grand Canyon and Mount Rushmore. People digging up these crystal penises have reported visions and a burning sensation on their hands when touching them. These crystal penises are shrouded in mystery, and scientists as well as archaeologists are working around the clock to find out as much as they can, as these may have the same origins as the crystal skulls from Mayan civilization.

Crystal penis visions

… what

You do know Mt. Rushmore was dedicated in 1927, right?

I’m having difficulty with this “advanced understanding of human anatomy” … I mean, people have always had penises so how hard (bwaaaa!)  is it to sculpt something that has been on the human body forever?  How does only an “advanced civilization” have an accurate idea or “understanding” of wtf a penis looks like?    

Also.  that penis ain’t shrouded in NUTTIN   It’s quite nice though

In closing…. lol !

Wut

"i wanna be your crystal baller"

(Source: brook)

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unabashedly listening to this absurd playlist from road tripping with sound over winter break 2009.

unabashedly listening to this absurd playlist from road tripping with sound over winter break 2009.

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good things: boston edition

i know, that title is kind of an oxymoron. boston is a horrible city. but!

  • i have karl, minibox, and sub-rosa ALL TOGETHER
  • today i saw a million adorable baby queers at youth pride and oh god it was so good
  • ate a cupcake. it wasn’t that awesome but it was awesome to eat it while walking on the street/being unpresentable in public
  • saw third eye blind live and i mean, they sound like shit now and they didn’t fucking play “motorcycle driveby” or “blinded” but fucking whatever, 3EB!
  • my girlfriend is really cute in her emails (oh right, yeah, so red is my actual girlfriend now, tumblr)
  • KARL, MINIBOX, AND SUB-ROSA ALL TOGETHER