- Andy: OMG OMG OMG
- the dude
- who owns the ocelot
- remember I said he was so much of a douche I couldn't handle befriending him even though he owns an ocelot
- just so you understand
- me: oh god
- this will be badddd.
- Andy: "I don't read fiction. I only read Bukowski."
- me: oh
- yeah no.
- you can't stand that.
- Andy: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
- cannot stomach
- there are not enough benzos and ocelots in the world
- me: LOL
- Andy: omg
- benzocelot is your new meme
- need to find a blissed out looking ocelot
Lots of femme, lots of queer, lots of books, lots of kink, lots of hot, lots of mental health shit, lots of polyamory. Probably nsfw. www.cuntext.com
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