- Andy: OMG OMG OMG
- the dude
- who owns the ocelot
- remember I said he was so much of a douche I couldn't handle befriending him even though he owns an ocelot
- just so you understand
- me: oh god
- this will be badddd.
- Andy: "I don't read fiction. I only read Bukowski."
- me: oh
- yeah no.
- you can't stand that.
- Andy: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
- cannot stomach
- there are not enough benzos and ocelots in the world
- me: LOL
- Andy: omg
- benzocelot is your new meme
- need to find a blissed out looking ocelot
Lots of femme, lots of queer, lots of books, lots of kink, lots of hot, lots of mental health shit, lots of polyamory. Probably nsfw. www.cuntext.com
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- quarianmagicalgirl said:I saw your "Jolene" post, and I can second the whole "being enraptured by women while also being in denial" thing, and it was people like in the replies you got insisting, "YOU CAN THINK GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND STILL BE STRAIGHT, ALL GIRLS THINK GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE STRAIGHT" that made me think I was straight for so long. And while its true, saying thats ALWAYS the case, can cause that sort of denial in someone who really is queer.
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