"it’s sort of like joke-topping a bunch of assholes."
— sub-rosa on trolling performance artists
- sub-rosa: this color combination is hideous...
- me: doesn't that delight you!?
- sub-rosa: NO this is hideous in a bad way. i need to make it hideous in a good way.
- Karl: want to hear a great story?
- me: obviously
- Karl: so [my roommate] called me earlier today and said she had just checked the mail and we had a package.
- the package was in a bratwurst box
- from Germany. so she obviously was baffled as to who we knew in Germany
- then she turned it over and the customs slip said "contents: belt and whip"
- and she laughed and said "oh Helena"
- and I had to inform her that actually that one was mine
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
or watch pornography together! memorable moments in my watching porn with friends history:
- watching one of the pirates ones with andy in marseille
- watching wild kingdom with karl having no idea that ignacio rivera/papí coxxx was in it, the night before we picked them up from the airport to perform and give a workshop at our event the next day
- watching a bunch of crashpad with a bunch of people at some random hang at the home of the first queer i fucked
(Source: drgero, via bookishboi)
"i don’t know why i have voicemail; the telus guy made me do it"
— sub-rosa on the phone right now, as we both cry laughing
(Source: pretendplaytime, via nezua)
"SO, NEW BUSINESS MODEL: We start a newspaper that is solely [Mole’s Full Name]’s MS Paint renderings of what she thinks various news events look like."
— California crew future collective work plan, suggested by Fury
- Sub-Rosa: yeah scorpios are broody as fuck
- complicated
- irritating
- secretive/manipulative
- v. like, intuitive/probing abt other people
- they have tempers
eating nonstop toast, thinking of sub-rosa
"quit your job and re-devote your life to ms paint"
— sound’s excellent advice to mole
