— Sherlock and the Adventure of the Overzealous Fanbase by Laurie Penny (via cypress-tree)
the worst thing ever is when you ship A+B and then that ship crumbles so utterly that you give up and you kinda start to ship A+C and then B comes back out of nowhere and you just end up confused and upset
And that’s where ship A+B+C comes in
fanfic is legit how i discovered polyamory
like I have seen discourse about dwarves not caring about gender roles
now let’s talk about elves
they are all pretty androgynous archers in flower crowns
they are all soft femme, they all have Elven Cheekbones
they are so confused by human gender roles
what do you mean the ones without beards aren’t allowed to ride into battle
if we did that NONE of us would ride into battle
Elves embrace femininity and treat it like the badass quality it is. Elves are awesome.
my elf gender headcanon is that all elves are genderfluid and they have like five genders, all of them nothing to do with physical sex, all of them with really strict gender roles and expectations.
Like, say you’re hanging out doing some reading in the library, and then you decide you wanna go hunting. Better change your gender representation first and trade your flowy heavy robes for leggings and a tunic.
It means a lot of planning out your day’s activities in order to minimize the necessity of going back to your rooms and getting changed a half-dozen times per day.
Wow, I think I just learned something about my adolescent self.
jodie is having none of that douchetastic mansplaining masquerading as a pep talk. none of it.
oh wait no, i have to stop crying long enough to wanna punch cooper for deciding to dance in his own fucking ballet in the student workshop, straight-up (very hetero) depriving a student who needs a job from an audition to get one?!!!??!!!!!
but you know right after that is the “i wish that was me” scene. ugh maureen, you’re so crazy and i love you so much.
once the scene with emily and her mom happens, it’s just sob central from here until the end, guys.
"northern lad," my teen anthem
i don’t know why i didn’t realize i was totally fucking gay, y’all. because heteronormativity.